Did the chair not recognize how shitty that was? So gross.

Sometimes they have a distinctive odor. This is due to their fush-based diet.

I saw one at a reserve in Otago a few years ago. It was very chill.

I read it all the way through and regretted it.

His homework assignment is crap but it’s in a spiffy clear plastic binder so it will be fine.

But, but, but..how will the Tide Roll? And what if some of the fallout hits Talladega? How will the redneck love stories of tomorrow begin? Will no one spare a thought for Bubba Ray and Bobby Jean?

Neuticles!

Same! I’m still here thanks to Zoloft and talk therapy. No more crippling panic attacks and struggle to cope with being awake.

I loved this too. I also loved how she bought all his band merch and named her new restaurant after his mum. Also she honored his mom’s memory with the recipes, which made me mist up a little.

Very true.

Exactly.

No but I’m interested in the migratory Chad patterns.

Yeah and the plastic surgeon sounds sketchy as hell.

I was nearly trampled by a pack of Chads.

“pastel shorts with tiny sea creatures embroidered on them”-deceptively harmless looking.

I know. No such thing as an entitlementplasty.

One glorious day, he’s going to step to the wrong person.

When I lived in Mexico nurses would go around door to door with little coolers filled with vaccines. They would check your child’s vaccination record and give them whatever they were lacking right in your own home. Very nice service.

When I was a kid (I’m 40 now) growing up in Alabama, you could not enroll in school without your blue form (which was your vaccination record). And I went to a Christian school. No one was trying to claim any sort of religious exemption then.

Hay un lugar especial en el infierno para ellos.