You are being too generous.

What you say!?

I met her four years ago and got to talk to her about her participation in the Gaza Freedom Flotilla and subsequent arrest in Israel. I also was able to talk with her about how badly I was treated while serving in the military.

I get the post. It’s an attempt to hijack the conversation about a violent racist police officer by going off on a tangent about black folks littering and not “cherishing” the earth.

Well, he owns a big ass ranch in Wanaka for a start (I measured it and it meets international big ass standards).

I’m an American living in New Zealand and I’ve started “The Garden That Trump Frustration Built.” I have filled my yard with hundreds of carbon retention organisms and it looks great and helps me relieve the stress and anger I feel.

I know right? They want to run things but slapping some edible filling between two slices of bread is too complicated?

My heart is full of happy feels.

I love that you posted a pic of Samus. I still remember playing the original Metroid and discovering that the bad ass main character was a woman.

Quasar funk presents: The Meatsack Theory.

I just want to get a large group of women who have had abortions (like myself) to be in the room to challenge these idiots every time they open their mouths to “speak for the unborn.”

Chairwoman of the Department of Pussy Grabbing Affairs

Yeah, watching women fellate burgers doesn’t really do it for me either.

The problem of all that excess taxpayer cash that needs to be spent. 

God yes! The doughy wingman no one needed or asked for. Citizen douche is on the scene!

Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus...

If the images of Jesus from my Sunday school are to be believed, he was actually a perfectly coiffed blond with sparkling green eyes.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

I still have a soft spot for La Fea Mas Bella and Don Fernando-even with the ridiculous product placement.

I still prefer throwing a chancla but I guess for close combat a tortillazo would be very effective