That’s what I remembered him for, bullying her about her weight.

So sad. Someone who is (to some) conventionally attractive on the outside can be normalised because the true ugliness is internal.

Nobody expects to be raped.

Wow, never thought I’d write this but... Hail Satan!

Poor Clarence.

Cranbrook I mean.

I went to Cranbeook in Michigan and it was exactly as diverse as you describe.

Exactly, if he really had strong family values then he would respect gay families too.

I bet the bagels there were amazing.

This is a response to a recent comment by the Pope.

Aw mate! You can come stay with me in Christchurch.

I just get irrationally irritated at people who buy banana hammocks so I was focused on that.

Ah yes, the plea deal- save the court some time and serve less yourself.

Ah, the ol’ “glimpsing Mt Everest’s panties” chestnut.

I made some blackberry jam last summer. I wanted to make apple jelly but I didn’t feel I had the correct skill level.

I’m happy to eat any spare cookies or cakes you might have laying around.

I like the idea of the “top level” being a kitchen shelf that Tom can’t reach without a human stepping stool.

That was so clever! I really enjoyed it! Congrats!

And if we did-which we don’t-it would smell like roses.

We can find things to not talk about for hours.