So it is possible to look hot whilst wearing dad jeans!

Now there is a story I’d like to read! Will you write about that please?

I’m so glad the successful cancer treatment didn’t cause the dreadlocks to fall out.

“So, they must have hired you to DJ here because of your looks.”

What was she thinking? This job obviously calls for a plunger.

I drank water before my wisdom teeth were taken out so they wouldn’t put me under. I was awake the whole time and it was pretty interesting.

Which is really sad because he was the one who was in the wrong and he’s out there in a position of authority having a backward ass attitude like that.

I am so proud of my adopted country right now! Go Kiwis!

No, but I will now.

Ay papi! I love Jaime Camil so hard, ever since La fea mas bella.

I read some of her writing before and she was quoted in an article about how women exaggerate the effects of sexual harassment and assault. I was not impressed. The quotes from the essay definitely made it sound like she was siding with the professor and victim blaming. She said in her day bad sex was seen as a…

Kipnis has written some pretty shit stuff like how in her day bad sex was chalked up to “experience.” She seemed to be saying that women today realize they had bad sex and then decide to call it rape.

I always heard that lettuce was mostly water and had no nutritional value so...

Jeezus! That’s fucking awful.

Well, there’s always “The Graduate” and “Harold and Maud” if want something unconventional.

Look if you have an older dude falling in love with a woman who can think for and take care of herself then the whole stability of our great nation starts to unravel.

He should have been arrested after the first time, not sent away. What they did was ignore the fact that he has done this five times. It seems like a slap in the face to his sisters- we know your brother molested you but we are going to send him away and keep it quiet so he isn’t registered as a sex offender and can…

I thought it might be a little fart.

If anyone asks I just say, “More than the Virgin Mary and less than Wilt Chamberlain.”

That’s exactly the impression I got. We’d tick off “Sexual Assault Awareness Training” for another year while skipping out on the “Stop Protecting The Rapist” seminar.