I watched the video again and from the way she was facing it looked like she flailed her arm to get away from someone grabbing her from behind who she couldn't see.

So the bruise on her boob was a fiction and an elbow to a cops eye is worth up to seven years in jail?

As someone who spent a short time at a fancy boarding school in the Midwest I just have to say that the hockey stick and sweatshirt are spot on.

I had the same problem with pills, I turned into a rage monster and my thighs, just my thighs mind you, expanded and made wearing pants and shorts uncomfortable.

Can we just launch a national campaign to promote buying yarn, scrap books and googly eyes at Michaels from now on?

Jesus, I thought people were Constitutionally guaranteed the right to a fair trial not one where the judge won't let the defense do its job and won't let other witnesses and victims of the plaintiff's violence testify.

Wife: Hugh, the nice man wants to take our picture. Hike your pants up a tich for God's sake!

Remember the restaurant "The Chokey Chicken"?

That's the thing that gets me. Universities try to hide it and then it comes out that they did and they look even worse.

She'll never beat "Tardy for the Party"

Yes! Awesome!

Chris should become a licensed therapist.

Someone call Sampat Pal Devi and the Gulabi Gang!

I once had two flight attendants come flying up the isle with their drink cart and shear off my flip flop. They just laughed at what they had done and I had to retrieve what was left of my poor flop.

Does Febreze remove the stink of thievery?

I mean, the pic is cool and all but this one is still my favorite.

We moved to New Zealand a year ago and the girls at most schools (public and private) are not allowed to wear pants or shorts. They have a knee-length skirt for the warmer months and a long wool kilt for the winter.

I got more turned on when the instructor said "this is all about the woman right now," than the scene where papi was doing his special hip roll.

I put on a purple shirt the other day while my love bird was perched of top of the closet door. I think I blew his mind.

I couldn't nurse my first child and when I switched to formula it made everything better. My child was happy and full and I wasn't so stressed out.