He visto lo peor.

We all had pretty big potty mouths when I was in. It's not saying things like "fuck" "ass" "shit" and "damn" so much as it is calling a fellow male solider a pussy or cunt or talking about "the bitch you fucked" that one time.

In basic training, our drill sergeant's often said it was easier to teach women to shoot because the guys usually came in thinking they already knew what they were doing and didn't want to be instructed.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ you remind me of some of the assholes I served with in the Army who thought it was so terrible that they couldn't get away with denigrating women anymore because they now had to work with them.

Here is the famous Sirocco, ambassador for the species and romancer of men's necks.

But they reproduce rapidly and destroy Kiwi and Kakapo among other of the weak flying or flightless birds that live here.

Oh, Steve it's beautiful! Let's break out the bourbon and celebrate!

We still haven't isolated the asshole gene and you know there's a big risk in this case.

Ben Stein doesn't walk among hoi polloi much does he?

And the cat's all like: tu musica es una mierda, deja de tocar ese mojon!

I got sex ed in the fifth grade at a Christian school.

Here is a PBS special that addresses the conditions in these detention centers:

I know there must have been a time when high pitched male voices were in because the Bee Gees success depended on it.

I lived in Baja California for two years and I used to get shit from the Border Patrol when I passed through San Ysidro. Jesus those guys are on a power trip. I'm white as can be and I would have my U.S. Passport ready to go and they would still find ways to be absolute dicks to me. I particularly loved it when they…

I grew up when parents sent you to chicken pox parties so you'd come down with it while you were young. I still remember how miserable I was when I had it.

Ugh. I can't stop thinking of all the butt germs you could pick up in public places because there's not enough fabric to cover your hinder when you sit down.

My grandmother pre paid my college which helped a lot when I was a single mother trying to get ahead in life.

I can see the practicality of running in a tutu; your legs can breath, no one can see your butt and you have your own built-in personal space bubble made of tulle.

This was what I was thinking, especially with pennyroyal. The dose required to get the job done was usually fatal to the woman who took it.

We should set up a program where people can get their Associates Degree in Gay. Maybe in the future we can move to a BA and MA.