So to recap-it is perfectly okay to threaten to kill someone's family but heaven have mercy on your soul if you misuse your government credit card.

Sometimes people cry when they are furious and have reached the point where they have endured a lot of shit and can't take anymore. This often happened with me when I was in the military and wanted to tell someone who outranked me which part of hell they could go and burn in.

I'm sick of idiots like you who have no personal experience living a life like this trying to halt progress in the name of "not harming a culture."

And don't forget to wipe a booger on their sleeve...that really seals it.

Steff and Blane-setting the bar high for douchebag names in the future.

My claim including MST languished at the VA for more than two years before I settled in Monterey, CA and contacted my representative Sam Farr.

You got it.

I just read an article about this in the Economist and there were a few things that were mentioned.

And I'm in Christchurch so I missed it too. I'm such a homebody.

You guuuuys! He was performing here in New Zealand! Of course he did a shout out to Lorde.

I love that green dress with the belt and bracelets so much. The color and style are fabulous and the belt and bracelets give it a super heroine feel.

Man, if MRAs were that cute then they'd have a legitimate complaint-everyone would be too squee-ed out over their adorableness to hear anything they were saying.

Could I sue my elementary school teacher for improper "knee boo boo" treatment?

The girl with the blue cast had some major sass goin' on.

While I was in the Coast Guard my husband was a dependapotamus!

I remember being mad when the Army ordered my company to spend an entire Saturday doing training about understanding and maintaining good credit.

My parents were of the "spare the rod, spoil the child" variety. I got spanked with belts and switches with thorns in them. Yes, they left bruises and welts. As I got older I began to get angry because some of the accusations and reasons for the spankings did not seem right and the little "I do this because I love…

That is an epic flounce. All my future flounces will aspire to be like it.

Are cell phones not considered tangible now?

I couldn't even finish my buttered popcorn!