Thank you, tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing member for standing up and identifying yourself AND what you, and the other compassionate, considerate tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing members are doing to basically shut this inauguration down.

They’ll have fun fun fun till the state takes away their licenses to drive the T-Bird

He’s mad because everyone turned him down, so he’s (bizzarely) saying that celebrities lost Clinton the election, so he doesn’t want to stinking celebs, anyway. NYAH!

As an FYI, thousands of Mormons (myself included) have been calling the church’s Public Affairs office and demanding that the Tabernacle Choir back out. As a tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing member in good standing, it’s pretty profoundly embarrassing.

Also nearby parts of VA and MD.

Pfft. He’s such a famewhore and hanger-oner, he’s probably personally begged several celebs to attend. I bet he cried angry, impotent tears in his chicken fingers everytime they told him to go fuck himself. And now he’s employing his go-to strategy “oh yeah, well I didn’t want you at the inaugeration anyway!”

Do I need to point out that Dump’s tweet makes as much sense as a hysterical toddler sob-gasping out that he wants his binky?

Although I like that the entertainment world isn’t refusing because of promised boycotts, but because they’re fucking smart enough to realize what associating with such a person represents.

Oh, jeez. Honestly, my main thought when I read the headline was that a corporate entity like the Rockettes is probably par for the course for who will agree to perform. I didn’t stop to think that the performers themselves are young women working in the arts in New York and that, just going by demographics, the odds…

Can confirm. An acquaintance is a former rockette. She’s still in touch with several of the current performers and said they’re all pretty upset about it.

if they want legs, can’t they just get these guys?

I don’t know if that’s nation-wide, but I believe there is something of ban (probably unsaid/unwritten) by the D.C. public schools for this one.

I sigh every time I read one of these. Maybe four more years of this, and maybe more than that. I’m just waiting until some prominent woman refuses him something during his presidency and he infers that she’s a lesbian, because you know it’s going to happen.

Stephen Colbert mentioned that not a single marching band had applied to be a tool in Cheetolini’s inauguration parade. I certainly hope that’s still true. I suppose desperation will make him offer ambassadorships to the marchers so someone fills out the parade.

If their union is forcing them, would they be able to do a sick-out? Like all my favorite nurses in ER, circa season 3?

Free the Radio City 36!

good lord

Against their wills, apparently:

“I was raised that you don’t really question authority,” she said.

I get a weird sense that now that the election is over, Trump actually doesn’t care about Hillary at all. He can’t even keep up the appearance of caring about her at his victory rallies to appease his frothing supporters who want to see her in chains. I feel like his whole personal “nasty woman” vendetta was just…