And It’s not like we haven’t tried!

I used to work with a woman who had 2 cats. One day she made the argument that her raising cats was every bit as much of a commitment as me raising my daughter. I listened politely (since we’re friends) and then asked 2 questions:

Impoverishing public servants is a surefire way to create terrible corruption. One could argue that we already have terrible corruption, but this would be much worse.

“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

Come on, man. Camel toe was RIGHT THERE.

Especially all the Evangelicals who came out in droves to vote for a person who had long been a personifications of excess and greed. It’s like that Bible passage about how it’s way easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle if you grab it by the camel pussy.

My boobs NEVER did that. :(

So I was a vegetarian for many years for moral reasons, and people always liked to sort of pick fights with me about it along the lines of “well you don’t eat meat, BUT I BET YOU EAT SKITTLES AND THEY’RE MADE WITH HORSE BONES*” or “UR SHOES HAVE LEATHER IN THEM I BET” or whatever. Which, I mean, they aren’t wrong, but…

Naw, it’s just as shitty for Canucks and Russians to wear fur as it is for anyone else.

It is weird. Like, I guess it’s a hot take, now, to be all super cynical so you rewrite what actually happened. This election was so close that something like this could have most definitely goosed turnout just enough that Hillary could have pulled this off.

Omg I know exactly what you mean. And yes, she does.

she looks like Barbie when you slightly smush her face in.

Not really related, but just wanted to put this out there - Am I the only one who always thinks/hears “taiga” (as in the snow/forest biome) when reading about this Tyga fellow? Like, I know it he probably wants it to be a reference to a tiger, but a taiga is already a thing and the connotation for me is always…

I don’t think it’s so much the model not being a recent mother as it is the fact that it’s yet another image of a thin model with rock-hard abs portraying a body that is supposed to have recently given birth.

Well, here’s how these conversations feel as a person of color. A white person reaches out to you sometimes - as the only POC that they know. “Hey, can you explain this one thing to me?” Like, I’m Mexican-American, so they might say, for example, “Hey, can you tell me why people think Speedy Gonzales was a negative…

Except Tilda does a weird, insensible thing when she says, “I’m a Scottish woman of 55 who lives in the Highlands. There’s precious little projected on contemporary cinema screens that means a great deal to my life, if truth be told.”

How does it feel to be ironically supporting the cuckolding of the United States by Russia?

No, they  hacked the DNC with the intent to interfere with an election. Similar, but different and worse. The emails weren’t simply given to them for them to make public.

Pretty sure that if the American public had seen RNC emails, most or all of those 80,000 swing votes in three states would have gone the other way. But we won’t see those...yet.

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