You know why juice sales are down in general, though? I have to assume it’s because “we” (a lot of middle-class+ parents) don’t serve it to kids anymore— or not as much of it. And kids were always one of the biggest juice demographics, since most parents balked at caffeine and soda in general... and the precious…

Agreed from the perspective of a really hands-on mom. I mean, an involved mom. Those are things we call all parents, right?

Same same.

Conservanazis are just Nazis.

Wasn’t it hot as crap in Rio for the marathon? By marathon standards, anyway. I ran a NE marathon a few years ago where the temp at the finish was like 80 degrees (unseasonable for fall). That’s hot when you’re running 26.2 miles! I easily finished 15 minutes slower than I would have.

Well, first of all, the back-up was crap. She obviously had some idea of what she wanted, but apparently little understanding how little power laboring women have in these situations. Which she SHOULDN’T have to “understand”.

(After accidentally hitting the “off” button 3 times in a row, the presenter resorted to shining the laser at an intern operating the presentation laptop whenever he wanted the slide advanced).

Females giving birth: please please please do all you can to make sure your care providers and their backups practice evidence-based care. I know it is a (time/educational) privilege to be able to do this research, which is disgusting in itself. But it is your ONLY hope.

Narcissists also do the “extinction burst”— it’s well-known when their children/et al. finally go no-contact with them.

My BFF is a former-Katie from Bethesda and she is allllll about this.

I specialize in Color Purple and Simpsons references, and insights into parenthood, sexism, ADHD and family members with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I love puppies and enjoy long walks on the beach. My dislikes are fake people and poor grammar.

*hops on bandwagon*

I want every night to be Tuesday night.

This is why I will never get a tattoo.

Because Clinical Narcissism.

PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

okay these are even better

THE STUPID IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

One of the leading causes (arguably THE leading cause) of death in pregnant women is murder. For horrifyingly obvious reasons.

Yep yep. I know it’s total anecdote, and surely informed by my own demographic— but there are a LOT of Republicans in my life who are staying home or voting Hillary... or at least pretty determined not to vote Trump.