Right because the regular coping mechanisms like sports or bitching to your friends over a beer or therapy are so closed to men. Nothing is stopping these guys from dealing with commonplace rejection or stress in manner that doesn’t involve murder, except the delusions they have about what they deserve from this life.

I only put fresh butter I’ve churned from my cows in my coffee. The other butters have so much bad energy in them from the factory farms it makes the drink sour.

But have they cured cancer with that mixture of peppers, lemon juice, and garlic? Because if not, I am not impressed.

I’ll trade you some wine glasses for some champange flutes. I have like 36 wine glasses and 2 champagne glasses i got for free.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

It’s easier to get warm when you’re cold than it is to cool down when you’re hot. Layer up, I guess. At least you have the option to acclimate easily.

Hi! Overweight dude here. I’m a big guy... 6’2”, 225 lbs...

Yup, that’s exactly where my mind went too. NIPS OUT, YO!

why can’t we all be reasonable and leave it somewhere between those temps? Like 77 is too warm for me, 68 is too damn cold. A nice 74 would be perfect.

You and me both.

I totally thought this was gonna be about men cranking up the a/c in a concerted effort to get the ladies’ collective nipples hard.

I worked in an office where the guy near the thermostat liked it unusually warm. The temps were usually north of about 75. I spent most days queasy from the heat and dead air in the place. God I couldn’t leave the job quick enough. Getting sick each day just sucks, and there wasn’t that much clothes I could remove to…

Shut the fuck up.

I love air conditioning. I can’t stand the heat. I’m a freak.

So like, this person is dead right?

Holy shit, can we please not ratify the skeezy and dishonest conduct of Nice Guys™ who “befriend” women just to get into their pants? Not only is it unfair to the women in question, but it miseducates young men, sets them up to fail and probably breeds MRAs the way that Taco Bell left out too long breeds…

But wait! The Friend Zone isn’t real! It’s just something Nice Guys made up as part of their convoluted sinister long-term plot to put Friendship Quarters in and have Sex come out!

And a ragged, nasally “Huzzah!” rang out from the darkest corners of the internet...

This is an interesting study to report on, but the tone of this article (namely, presenting it as advice) is very MRA/PUA. Like, we’re supposed to start ostensibly platonic friendships with people under the expectation that they owe us sex and we will eventually ensnare them into a relationship? Because that’s what…

no.