I’ma let you finish, but... I thought that was already called being Kanye’d.

funny I just said something similar in a reply to someone else.

I have no idea if chinese pharmacies carry any kind of bc, but I’m sure the chinese gov could procure it for their athletes. I’m honestly a little shocked that they don’t require it.

I always plan ahead with the timing of my nuva ring so I never have to be on my period when I have better things to do. Someone get this olympic athlete a nuvaring!

This stock image is crazy. I’m probably projecting, but it looks like Scientist Lady tried to say something and Scientist Man silenced her with 2 fingers. How do stock image photographers manage to include such subtle sexism in their photographs?

I think they just don’t want people eating while they are touring the grounds because it’s disrespectful. I bought the candy bar in the gift shop though, so who knows...

I don’t play pokemon Go but I did once get reprimanded by a tour guide at Auschwitz for eating a snickers. I was very hungry.

I once made my boyfriend leave the house, walk to my car and escort me back home because there were at least 20 raccoons between me and the front door and I was too scared to walk alone.

UCSB had a terrible raccoon problem when I was there. After dark there was at least one raccoon bandit perched on the top of every garbage can. I can’t tell you how many times I just took my empty coffee cups home with me to throw away to avoid the little bastards.

Yup. I never click the links on dirt bag, but I sure as sh*t clicked that one. dammit.

The FBI is having a bad week

When really she just looks terrified.

I... uh... why?

I don’t understand filters because I don’t instagram or whatever but it def looks like shes wearing more make-up than just the false lashes/mascara.

In that case, I look forward to the article you write when you figure it out. This story is bananas. Good Luck!

That sentence is especially confusing because it makes it sound like this new character with a phd in plant biology is the replacement housekeeper.

This is such a weird story. I don’t understand what’s happening. I don’t understand any of this.

While your waiting for season 2, you should check out The Living and the Dead. Colin Morgan isn’t as ab-ed as Aidan Turner but he’s still hot as hell, and a pretty damn good actor.

This was my first thought, but I still don’t understand how something so gross becomes a city tourist spot.

I don’t believe it. I think it’s a conspiracy to keep me from seeing the show so I have to keep using spotify to listen to the album.