that’s not what I was saying.

I get what you’re saying and you’re probably right, but the racial connotations didn’t occur to me. I wasn’t lampooning the whole of the middle east- it’s the people living in or near ISIS controlled regions that are at the most risk. I was (I guess unartfully) just saying that I hope people with actual power in this…

You mistake me friend- I wasn’t calling the regions in which this is occuring uncivilized, just the religious nutbags perpetrating these heinous crimes.

Im not usually a proponent for war. But at what point does the civilized world step in and say enough is enough? Clearly this is not a situation that can be handled by a “summit” of world leaders and handshake deals.

Are you me?? Sizzler was also my birthday restaurant of choice until about 12.

This is the kind of story that ususally starts with an Onion article mistaken for actual news.

When I was about 7 I was playing in the front yard of our house when one of the neighbor kids started teasing me about something (old clothes or an overgrown lawn or something dumb like that). I got really upset and shouted at him that my family was poor and ran inside crying. somehow my parents found out about this…

Can we start a change a change.org petition to just make trump disappear completely? Including his name, which he feels the need to plaster on half the buildings in New York.

that’s definitely going on my list of things never to google.

this is my inner 6th grader rn

that’s a good point. Also it’s just fondant she probably could have just smoothed it out with a butter knife.

I freely admit that I would have moved the flowers too. This whole thing is hilarious but the fact that this lady was so incenced over the fact that a cake, modeled after a stuffed animal, has a crease in the crotch is just the cherry on top.

I love that dancing lady so very much.

depends on how you stack them. if you’re stacking plates and flatware and trash all intermingled and whatnot- better to just not do it because carrying a tower of dirty dishes and trash plus whatever else is already in your hands is a huge pain in the ass. If however you make neat stacks of big plates, small plates,…

haha. What even was that?

Are we supposed to feel bad about this? cuz this shiz is hilarious!

Go ninja go ninja go

This is amazing!

“The great thing about Pineapples under the Sea is that you can really live in Pineapples under the Sea and not live in Pineapples under the Sea in the Pineapples under the Sea way”