Things I can get as a member of ISIS:

But we wanted to play!

It was really boring actually we stood in line for a really long time, then we waited in a room for a long time, then we stood in the front of the room and played a mock round. I think the category was something like "Things you see at a 7/11 checkout counter". There was a lot of feigned enthusiasm, clapping, and…

True story: My family auditioned for Family Feud.

So I have a very (very) small amount of knowledge about birth outcomes cross-culturally from a course I took during my undergrad. Basically anything that makes the mother more comfortable and less stressed can/does lead to better outcomes for both mother and baby. Meaning (if I remember correctly) both mother and baby…

I was very often called Daria when I was in high-school. I was sarcastic and brunette so I guess that was enough for a comparison? I leaned into though because having an identity, any identity when I was in school felt very important. Looking back though I can see a lot of instances where people wanted me around more…

Mark Twain: LOOK AT THAT FACE!!! I mean... DAMN...

I'm not so sure it would serve any purpose telling my family I'm not religious, besides causing a ton of drama. They would never take the time to try understand why I chose to stop believing. They think I accept evolution because I was "brainwashed by the Liberal University system" hehe

I'm late to the party and stuck in the greys so this will probably only exist in comment limbo but I'll add my story anyway.

Idris Elba's lips... sigh

Nevermind! I'm just an idiot!

Too many young men these days pressure young women into things undesired and forbidden. It is the mark of a true, old-fashioned gentleman to respect the fact that every young woman is another man's future wife. And we all know that it would be a dreadful, terrible sin to bring another man's wife into intimacy. Why…

SPOILERS!!!

"back pocket" hehehe

Thank you flying spaghetti monster for the gift of your noodly appendages.

This episode has been burned into the collective consciousness of an entire generation. It will never be forgotten

I'm so excited, I'm so excited.... I'm so... you know the rest :)

You make an excellent point. I usually read the greys too but since I never post I can't do anything about their status (other than starring).

You're right :) THE GREYS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

This should be called Rear-Window Syndrome, and should be considered a perfectly normal affliction.