the Women’s World Cup is entertainment

Adding insult to injury, he ripped out her pacemaker’s battery & fired it at Paul Goldschmidt.

I was flown to Florida for a 2-day job interview. About an hour after I arrive on the first day, I was taken to an all-staff meeting for an “exciting” announcement. Surprise! The marketing department has decided to make a Harlem Shake video!!! Everyone was required to participate...

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

But it's specifically called Irish coffee because it's alcoholic. You know, like the Irish.

American Sniper is just the Marine Todd internet meme made into a movie. Remember when The Passion of the Christ came out and people were afraid to criticize it for being nothing more than two hours of torture-porn because they were afraid of going to hell? That's Sniper. People don't want to be considered…

Yeah, when are American billionaires going to step up and pay women millions of dollars to play a sport no one wants to watch them play?

Still not as bad as Pete Carroll adding "or so the government would have you believe..." to the end of every response.

Strong take: pickled jalapenos are better than their fresh counterparts

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

Finally fed up with this so-called "smart" phone, I screamed, "Siri, if you cannot follow my commands, the next thing I'm going to get is a Razr."

The sixers would never sign Lebron — he's not injured