Many very vocal and prominent atheists teach that if we just forced everyone to be atheists and banned religion then there would be no war or strife.

many many atheists believe that their teachings will bring about a utopia of piece

Irony is a christian thinking they understand these concepts. Your simple dismissal of aliens as some sort of ludicrous impossibility is a clear indication of your wholly limited mindset.

That pre-cut fruit aisle always catches my eye and I just want to eat ALL THE FRUIT RIGHT NOW. And then I quickly realize that $9 for some pineapple and strawberries is a bit too rich for my blood. So I get pizza.

That is the same exact eyeroll and smirk BabyNom makes when I ask him if he just pooped and he says, "Ummmmm... no!" even though, yes, he totally just pooped.