Nathan Rabin now has nathanrabin.com, where he's resurrected "My World of Flops" and has other good stuff too, give it a go

Colt? His name is Colt?! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

I hate Ed Sheeran. I just do. His voice and appearance just fills me with rage. And that "Thinking Out Loud" song caused me to yell "FUCK YOU ED SHEERAN" in my car on more than one occasion when it was always played on the radio

Standing up and moving around? Are we talking about Rory Calhoun?

Scream was the first R-rated movie I saw in the theater. I was 13 and we sneaked in.

HAHAHA THE FAT GIRL IS FAT SO SHE KILLS A DUDE BY FALLING ON HIM BECAUSE SHE IS FAT.

Counterpoint: Spice World is great.

I'm a fan of the Firefox extension "Some Rich Asshole," which changes every instance of Trump's name to something more colorful, such as "Some Weaselheaded Fucknugget," "The Living Youtube Comment Thread" and "Some Ignorant Creamsicle."

Everything you know is wrong, black is white, up is down and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn't really matter anyway

That is a truly awful haircut he has.

I cat believe how childish you are all being right meow

I remember being in 4th grade and suggesting to the teacher that she make it the next book she read to us, because I already loved it, and she agreed. On one of the days of the reading, we had a substitute teacher who picked up where our teacher had left off, and partway through reading that scene in the ballroom, she…

This silly, minute long video definitely required more than 350 words to explain what happens in it and why it is funny. Without this hard-hitting journalism, I would have been totally lost.

This silly, minute long video definitely needed this 300-word introduction and explanation in order for me to fully understand it, so thank you.

My sister went to high school with Brian Dietzen, who I guess is on NCIS now but who made his big break as the dumb friend in the cinematic masterpiece "From Justin to Kelly."

Oh good, a baby. Now this show can continue being aired for at least the next 18,000 years. I was worried they would run out of material.

I haven't seen this movie in probably a decade but the scene that sticks with me the most is naked Ewan McGregor enthusiastically waving his penis around on stage.

I just want to know what that "legitimately clever Simpsons nod" is so I don't have to watch the show to find out.

I hope they go the "Mists of Avalon" route and feature the Arthur/Lancelot/Gwenevere threesome.

For some reason my mom and I actually saw in in the theater. I was like 17 and maybe we had nothing else to do that day. Watching it in real time and not laughing at a single joke was a singularly bizarre experience.