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Jetta base price: $16,675

He's a Holden man? There goes my vote mate!

Stop feeding my addiction to Russian dash camera footage!!!!! (I need to go clean up now.)

Ugly? Yes. Great work vehicle? Fuck yes.

One thing I learned while living in Arab lands for so many years: The Arabs have a VERY healthy disregard for "the rules".

Sure, why not. I drove my M-Coupe Z3 cross continent, and it was a pleasant trip... just a little cramped. I think the BRZ would be more of the same. Nice... but not my first choice.

Not exactly unopened... I've driven this highway. But because the tolls are so high, you only see rich western Europeans on it. No Croatians. And even at the height of tourist season, it was damn near deserted!

Holy shit! It was like Mad Men... only with cars!

"Eh... tell this to my wife!" Said my friend who was reading this over my shoulder....

Seriously... I'm going to find him.... and then I'm going to kill him.

yes

This is interesting... especially since I'm in the process of importing a very nice R32 Skyline into Germany. Maybe this is why it seems to have gotten stuck at the port of entry!

I love Z cars.... but the buy it now price is total crack pipe territory. It would have to much lower mileage, to justify that.

I love LSx swaps into, well, whatever... an LS makes pretty much any car better. But, for old Z cars, I like the straight six even more. You can build these engines to make a reliable 300 HP... hell, how much more do you need in a car this light?

That's why you keep a lawyer on retainer.

Man, number six (Big Dog) is just like a mule! Only way more expensive... and louder... and more likely to break...

As they say in Russia: "Ass of concrete!"

Um.... about three beers and a couple of scotch and sodas.

Um... about two beers and four scotch and sodas.

Um... about two beers and four scotch and sodas.