Nah. I want the ladies to know what's up!

From the add: "Top speed is about 45 kmh (28 mph). It is a 1948 4WD Jeep, after all. They may have gone anywhere, but they didn't do it very fast."

dorkspeed.

This one wins. Period. Why? Because M60A3, that's why!

"Oh yes, I was going thirty miles an hour!"

Unless you get an SS. Sure, it will still have all the same faults, but it will also have loads of tire smoking V8, under steering, FWD Hooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

Kidding me? You must be trolling.

I live in Europe at the moment, and these things are a rare sight. For good reason: over here, you can still get a 5-series station wagon!

Disagree. These are perfectly fine. Mind you, I would rather have a regular Mini, but I have no children.

Polestar? That's what my ex used as her stage name!

Glad I read the article before I posted the obvious...

I support this video too... If for no other reason than the fact that the van appears to be actively trying to kill the driver!

This one wins... period. It is also my favorite "car jump" of all fricken' time!

I will confirm this. I had sex in the back seat of my 97 Talon, in a parking garage, in Germany.

Two automotive memories stick out in my mind:

Ah, nothing screams late nineties Riceboy like seat belt pads!

Oh hell, for less than 3k, that is a hell of allot of car!

Never mind the fact that Germany is footing most of the bill for these subs... You'd think he would be a little more chill about it.

Turbo Dodge FTW!

Hell no. That is all full of win!!!