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Well, if you find some on German ebay.de, feel free to send them to my address here! Anything for a fellow Jaloper! (Of course, I need to find a chrome rear bumber for mine first... right now the rear is body colored. Which does not match the front.)

Why not?

Ummm.... do want.

Okay, I have to eat my words... here is one for 10... but it looks like a Dutch scam.

Cheep and cheerful! I put it in my [mobile.de] parking lot.

I kinda planned on bringing one back myself... not the RS500, but just the standard Cosworth. You know how much the regular ones are going for these days? They start at 15,000 Euros!

Thanks! Those are 15's, which are exactly the right size I think... I've seen 17's on these cars, and they look a little retarded.

How about: FIAT PANDA!!!!!!!!

You mean what car am I going to import! I'm stationed here in Germany, and when I go home my old 86 BMW 325i is coming with me! (And the nice thing is, the government will ship it for free.)

errr.... um... yeah. What? Surely you jest?

Man, I have not seen a nice one in years. Good car though! Much better than what GM and Chrysler were building at the time.

I bet the owner who bought it when it first came out didn't expect Toyota to lower the price by $10,000 the next year!

Yes, this is the right answer. Actually, the Grand National in general.

Your ex? Sorry... reminded me of mine too.

Man, and I thought I was pissed after mike motorcycle battery was "bricked" after I came home from a year long deployment...

I've had my E30 M3 since '03, so that's a good nine years come this summer.

But if you notice, it had Acura labels on the stereo and a US/JDM size plate opening in the back. This is most likely a US market car, imported to Europe. (This is really pretty common over here.)

I worked a summer as a medical courier. And yes, this jumped into my mind as well... Little suspect of VW reliability, but come on... what else are you going to find with a diesel? So, yeah, VW diesel Rabbit/Golf gets my vote.

Hahahahhahaha!