A two-handed move with junk-grabbing is easier than standing up?

I’m gonna counter and say it’s actually the hoverers who make the big messes...and, yeah, these are mostly women. The farther the butt is from the toilet, whatever the payload, the more chance there is for disaster. Factor in obesity, drunkenness, or feebleness/senility and you’ve got a bad storm brewin’, friend.…

No, it’s more like a severe hunch-back’s stand. The weak hand on the cheek can come into play, too, for instance if there’s no clearance at 12 o’clock or if you’re wobbly from being hungover or something. Give it a spin. Sit on a chair like you’re on the turlet, then sort of stand up while hunching over, sliding your…