dorkington
Dorkington
dorkington

Nobody noticed because it didn’t happen.

I hate to burst your bubble, but our chances of winning back the Senate in 2018 are nearly impossible. Like they’re so poor that even if Donald Trump declares war on an ally and chaos reigns in the streets for the next two years I still wouldn’t put money on it. There are only 8 GOP senators who have to run for

Don’t talk about it if you aren’t going to post the pics.

Stay at home if you are going to act like that.

It’s faster to set up than any emulator. All the games work without any tweaks. It comes in a nice little package.

I trust Ben Affleck more than a bunch of chatty Hollywood producers when it comes to scripts.

Companies generally don’t like being associated with killing their customers.

I doubt that anybody is unaware that older cars were designed to meet a lesser impact standard. That’s the whole point - here’s why car designed over a quarter century ago that’s still being produced probably shouldn’t be.

I’m seriously wondering what on earth went through your mind to think that your reply is in any way helpful to anybody? Is this computer meant for gaming? Nope. Is it marketed to gamers? Nope. Would a gaming laptop cover the needs of those whom this computer is meant for? Absolutely not. Is a gaming rig better at

4 grand gets you everything else that you ignored.

Um, The Countryman is substantially smaller than a Toyota Corolla (almost 2 feet shorter).

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Crocodiles?

It’s a coverup. Sharks.

Counterpoint : if you don’t read the comics, avoided the chatter and conjecture all summer and just watched the show last night, like I did, it was totally worth it.

People that want to learn how things work.

Rockstar: We’ll reveal the existence of Red Dead Redemption II this week! We’ll even premiere the trailer, too! It’ll be the biggest gaming story of the week! Nothing can stop us from taking over the news cycle!

These people (who happen to be women) may be wrong, but that does not make them bitches, and saying they need to get laid is sexist, obnoxious, and indicative of your misogyny. Please try to be civil.

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Here you go, solving a problem without punching it.

Love me some Snyder; can’t wait. (ducks flying beer bottle, runs away very fast)