I was just replaying in my mind the sheer terror and fury of Howard Stern and his callers on 9/11 & 9/12. I don't know if those shows are available online, but they were intense.

Faulkner and Hemingway weren't available for comment that day.

SERIOUSLY BARRY, BAN LANA, RIGHT NOW. LANA'S STREAM OF GARBAGE MUST BE STOPPED.

If only Wes Welker had read Thompson's cautionary tale, The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved.

"The plane flew into the fucking building."
-Kurt Vonnegut

reaction gif for an excerpt about the world burning. stay classy.

"On one night, an entire nation went to bed, unaware that the next morning, their world would be changed forever."

Don't boycott the NFL, boycott their sponsors. I am not drinking any Budweiser products because they sponsor enablers of domestic violence. Up until yesterday I was not drinking any Budweiser products because they taste worse than Clydesdale piss.

To be fair, nobody can understand Saints fans, so please give America a pass.

Also, it's good with the press.

I don't remember an Oscar this controversial since Crash.

I'll die before I'll allow "because [thing]" on any post with my name on it.

He was also one of the first news anchors to vehemently speak out against the war on terror, as 85% of the U.S. blissfully waved American flags as we went off to "liberate" Iraq circa 2003.

Didn't learn anything? Yep, they're definitely Penn State students.

Oh my god, they dug him up.