You’re not wrong, but if those guys could snag themselves a white woman like 1990's Shania Twain, they would be overjoyed beyond belief.

Hazel Massery, the white girl screaming at the Little Rock Nine, is still alive, in her late 70s.

Really? Alt-Righters revolted because one of their leaders was married to an Asian woman? Two years ago there was a well read article in the New York Times reporting on how many white men in the Alt-Right are married to Asian women. I think it is that many Alt-Right are angry white men, who are angry at a lot of…

Damn, makeup can do amazing things.

She’s still alive?  Well I’ll be damned.  I guess 86 isn’t ridiculously old. 

I think that men who fled to Canada left under the impression that they could not return. The US left Vietnam in 1972, 1973, or 1975, depending on how you define “left.” American men in Canada could not return while avoiding prosecution until 1977 when Jimmy Carter made good on his campaign promise to grant amnesty to…

Well, if we’re speaking about draft dodging, why didn’t young men during Vietnam and before just create a new identity?  It takes some doing, but in the long run, seems easier than running to Canada or reluctantly going to Vietnam.

If he was born in 1901, he still could have been drafted into WWII. But he would have to explain why he was 40 but looked 17.

Shaq!

Queen Latifah probably made the list because of Newark.  Come to think of it, maybe he should have put Shaq on his list. 

I am a man and I appreciate that. I appreciate women acknowledging their biases. I have long thought that height and whitness are obvious physical assets for men, so to me it rang hollow when women say they don’t care about men’s appearances. A man like Vince Vaughn isn’t very handsome, but he is very tall and white,…

Teaching the humanities is a staggering amount of work.  I switched to math.  Sure, I have fewer opportunities to have inspiring teaching days, but the quality of life is significantly better. 

I had the same feeling.  I suppose an example can be, women cannot be topless while men can. 

Right. Who said that? Ernest Hemingway?

Right...and then in 2024, when Warren will be 75, she will run for “reelection” with Tulsi Gabbard as her VP and promise to resign due to dementia on Jan. 21 2025. Then, maybe Biden can come back in 2028?  Bernie? 

You can still fall into a hole and die.  At least you can in Super Mario Bros. I.

I know right? I think that Will Smith vs. Mike Tyson is not even worth discussing. Especially since Will Smith is only slightly younger than Mike Tyson. How in God’s name is this even a question? I honestly think that LaVar Ball vs. Michael Jordan one-on-one is less idiotic. Ball is younger than Jordan, actually was a…

Pluto has 5 moons. Not bad for a “dwarf planet.” But Pluto will always be a full planet in my mind.

I think that the title is more controversial than the actual article.

I hope SNL has enough time to do something with this.