The bike seat makes it look like she has a dick.  And a boner. 

Is Wild Side West in Bernal Heights a lesbian bar?

There are only 16 lesbian bars in the US? There has got to be more. How many in the world? Which country has the most? The most per capita? Since there are so few, I don’t think it would be that hard to create an online global lesbian bar registry.

Recently my Jamaican landlady told me that I “look, act, dress, and do my hair like Michael Jackson.”  She must mean early 1990's MJ.  I take it as a compliment, but one which I do not deserve.  I told my friend about it and he said, “I have thought the same thing, but regarding the way you move behind the bar when…

That’s pretty impressive.  I haven’t read anything 6 times.  Maybe Roald Dahl books when I was a kid.  I want to read Moby Dick. 

Me again. Anyone seen “Juliet, Naked”? It came out last year, and is super charming. It only made $4.5 million dollars. How?

It seems like at that time, people went to the movies far more often.  So, there was more room for fun little movies.  That said, there have recently been “Isn’t it Romantic?” and “I Feel Pretty” which seem like the same movie. 

Couldn’t the party, or any party, ignore the primaries, the convention, and just go with whatever candidate they want?  Parties don’t even need to have primaries.  I distinctly remember the GOP thinking of dropping Trump and going with someone else well into the summer of 2016. 

I wonder how this period of self quarantining will do to services such as nail salons. They will probably have a mad rush when we reopen, but I wonder how many people will think, “Hmmm, haven’t had a manicure in months, and now I don’t think I need them?”

If the draft was reactivated in the US for both men and women I definitely think that there would be widespread resistance and avoidance from both men and women.

Israeli women are much less likely to enter the military:

Did you intentionally misspell “regret” as a sly reference to that “No Ragrets” tattoo? 

hmmmm.  Maybe, but for me, it is time to get a haircut. 

The draft in the US is inactive. If reactivated, men and probably women will be examined for medical and psychological fitness. Presumably more men will be deemed fit than women.

Probably a good name/word since there aren’t too many real life Phyllis’s.  Meanwhile, there are millions of Karens and Beckys.

“Schlafly incorrectly asserts will force girls into the draft”

Tamika Catchings is not upper echelon? She is going into the Hall of Fame and has numerous other accolades, including an MVP award.  

1. “Proclaiming” this in the middle of the month just screams that he is smarting from something. Pissed about having to backtrack so quickly on self quarantining?

You can buy beer at Rite Aid?  Where are you?

Now that I think about it, I wonder about 1990's teen hearththrobs like Zack and Slater from Saved by the Bell, and Joey Lawrence.  They were pretty damn young when they got famous.  And when they were around 20, they were more jacked than Major League Baseball players.