The Tempe coach obviously is in it for “the sweetness.” 

Wow that is bizarre. I am not a knower of football or knower of high school sports, so no theories from me. Maybe the Tempe coach is just a bitter self-saboteur?  Is this “illegal” or “against the rules”?  Is it illegal for a Larry Bird-esque high school player to say, “I am going to go to that spot right there, and…

This was probably an apartment. There’s no way a mom can just move into a dorm without anyone else blowing the whistle.

Or Padres hitting coach.  Damn near impossible. 

That wasn’t a dorm, right?  It can’t be. 

I can also see a male RA just folding like a flower in the face of an angry mom with three crying girls, and the rest of the guys on the floor are like, “Ugh, whatever...” 

At my college, the RAs were vastly overpaid and shockingly oblivious.  It isn’t always like that. 

yep, and what is up with the 3 small kids? How did no one blow the whistle on this?

I was thinking Gin Blossoms too, especially since their songs are frequently assumed to be the Goo Goo Dolls. 

Right?  I think that the question is less “why was my ex roommate such an inconsiderate dick?” and more “Why was I such a spineless little twerp?” 

Or if you live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. 

I remember 5 years ago I thought Funbag was hilarious.  I was 30 then, 35 now.  Was it funnier in the past, or am I just more mature? 

Mom and three young sisters in the dorm room: What year was that? What college was that? For that to happen, the guy, and his mom had to be ok with it. The roommate had to not complain (I totally would). The rest of the guys on the dorm floor had to not complain, and the RA had to not notice.

I am a public school teacher, and I hate this crap because A) it is fucked up, and B) it really makes the profession look bad.

Dude, I think that we can all agree that 30 year old Gronk is dumb for thinking that he can declare that CTE is reversible and that he won’t for certain have any problems in the future. 

Gronk is just being scared and arrogant. I wonder if elite athletes like him feel superior to most people because they achieved so much at a high profile sport.

Meh, I disagree.  I also wouldn’t be interested in a James Taylor biopic.  Young James Taylor was really young, and pretty hot.  I don’t think that the original JT’s life was cinematic enough to warrant a biopic. 

Why?  I am not super familiar with Batman or The Joker.  Who is Veronica? 

You say that, but if someone had asked you yesterday, “Who would you say is the world’s most beloved villain?” Would The Joker not be in your top 5?

Robert De Niro is 76.  I wonder how many more roles there will be where “it matters” that he has them.  I am looking forward to this and “The Irishman.”