Also, if he’d hit just two of the three 3's he took (he was 0-3), he’d have had 10 points, which would’ve been the fifth quadruple-double in NBA history (source). Even rarer than a 5x5.

You’ve made me miss Hakeem again. My all-time favorite player. Time to get lost in YouTube highlight videos.

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

Wait, I know this one...the doctor was his mother!!

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

TPC Scottsdale is called the Waste Management Open

I would love to get an autograph to keep for myself and then pass on to my kids. But it’s nearly impossible unless you want to pay $50 to stand in line somewhere for three hours. I blame these autograph hawks for that.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

They had a huge lead. Killing the clock would have been just as effective as running with efficiency. Also, where were the play-fakes?

Best way to overcome counting your chickens before they hatch...

He’s calling you a dum-dum, or at least, with 90% certainty that you’re a dum-dum.

Is this all another way of saying my kid wears it because it was on sale at Target?

Dispatch from Baltimore: UA is headquartered here and recently reached a controversial deal with the city to purchase a BUTTLOAD of land called Port Covington to build a huge “campus” in exchange for tax breaks from the city (Tax-Increment Financing or a TIF). The city has given out TIFs before under the guise of…

I know it’s not a popular take around here, but Under Armour should be focused on manufacturing their products here in America with American workers and materials. You are talking about creating however many jobs it takes to manufacture every Steph Curry shoe sold in this country. So, like 2-3 jobs AT LEAST.

Seattle: The Quebec of the West

Well, that’s one half of “sports journalism.” The other half is to repackage the press release after its been disseminated, a la Rovell.

Has Woj ever broken a story that otherwise would’ve remained unearthed?

Judge Randy Stoker should be bombarded with actual mail to his home address, since, ya know — he hates the Internet and thinks it’s a good excuse for rape. But since I’m not privy his home address, he can be reached here:

Instead of wasting 100 sheets of paper, just print a few, put them in a loop and then his fax never stops.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.