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Next time, let us vote!

For anyone who needs a laugh, or is trapped in Holiday Hell with your racist uncle, I’d forgotten how hilarious the Ann Coulter roast was.

Well if Mixon was so gosh darn repentant, he would probably have worked on the whole restitution thing by now. Yet somehow, he hasn’t manged that part yet.

Less money and less years, but more money guaranteed per season, in a place with a lower tax rate. I’m not saying I think it’s a good deal, but it’s a stretch to say he left something on the table, when his annual salary and take-home pay will be higher.

NBA/Raptors fans will remember the famous line about 2014 first-rounder Bruno Caboclo (“The Brazilian Kevin Durant”): He’s 2 years away from being 2 years away.

Timmy’s going to make a great running mate for Pop in 2020.

Only reason why he’s gotten this far is cuz he curried favor with the top brass.

Clear Eyes

Cheese people are the wurst.

As always, I look forward to this list, but I feel like the only way I’m going to get trough even 1/4 of the juicy recommendations is to book 3 nights in Puerto Vallarta.

This was the exact same fight that came to my mind too.

Appraently Deadspin will never stop putting up videos of Hogan fucking someone.

That is GREAT

I lived in MN for the start of the KG era, and he was the local announcer. He was the best then, too. His signature at the time (which I don’t hear him use as much anymore) after a big dunk was, “...with no regard for human life!!!”

I’m not convinced that Kevin Hart and Dwyane “The Rock” Johnson are real.

This is gouda kinja.

I’m disgusted too. Keurig’s are horrible.

Honest Q for anyone in UK who can shed some light on this:

Apparently other countries/sports also ignore concussion protocols, let you back on the field without being checked out.

Clemson’s gonna miss him once he’s nominated for Trump’s Minister of Media.