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Apparently other countries/sports also ignore concussion protocols, let you back on the field without being checked out.

Clemson’s gonna miss him once he’s nominated for Trump’s Minister of Media.

This is the best.

Jaws could sell it. “I’m really excited to see Tyler Palko” will live in infamy.

Also see: Congress.

Thank you for bringing up Ohio 2004. I lived there at the time, and there were so many irregularities that seemingly were swept under the rug. Everyone knows Florida 2000, but I mention Ohio 04 and people think I’m a nut-job. (Which maybe I am, but after Ohio, my next residence became Canada. And I ain’t going back.)

“Each player earns 0.5 points with a draw, and 1 for a win.”

“playing for the sorry-ass Bills”

We know FL in 2000 was a fraud. I lived in Ohio in 2004 and everyone I know believes that too was a fraud. I’m really not willing to believe that 2016 was any cleaner. I know this makes me sound like a borderline nut-job, but we live in interesting times.

In bed.

as referenced, look up Todd Bertuzzi/Steve Moore in the NHL.

We can stop counting the ballots, we have the winner.

If it wasn’t for Deadspin, I would’ve long since forgotten that Simmons exists. And I used to read Grantland every day.

LWT on youtube has always been available in Canada. Suddenly this week it’s not. Can I blame Trump for this one, too?

Belichick is actually very charming when you get to talk to him one on one.

Honest Q: How is “Harden is the PG” really any different in function from previous seasons? His numbers are off the chart now, but he averaged over 7 assists each of the last 2 seasons, good for 6th and 8th in the league, way ahead of Steph, Kyrie, Dame, etc.

I’m the exact opposite, I can’t fall asleep I’m so worried. And I’m not even American!

I don’t know what they hope to accomplish, but I can’t blame them for being full of rage, and I refuse to fuel my own sense of helplessness by saying, “Where were they on Election day?” or “Why don’t they all drive to another time zone to protest?”

god I love that episode

Masai Ujiri is generally credited with being one of the better GMs in the league. Did he manufacture a Trump victory so that Toronto will finally have a chance to land a great free agent?