I feel like you're being a little too nice to the straight guys not getting any replies, because there are definitely some less pleasant questions those guys need to ask themselves, based on my own experience as a woman who receives lot of messages but rarely responds:

Great tip about the coupon codes! I'm sure you can find stuff on RetailMeNot.com and other coupon aggregators.

I met my wife 4 years ago on eHarmony and we got married a year later (12 months and 6 days). I highly recommend eHarmony to anyone that is serious about finding "The One". My best advice is to answer the questions truthfully and be yourself! My second best advice is search for a coupon code... I joke with my wife…