Why are their legs so long?

I kind of love her evil smirk.

This is a scary doll that I saw with my own eyes at the Toy and Miniature Museum in Kansas City. Kept behind very thick glass for obvious reasons.

I vote that Disney go back to selling that version of Mickey & Minnie.

Dude, these are nothing. The local museum has a large antique doll collection (like hundreds of soulless eyes gazing at you with only one exit) and there are much more terrifying dolls.

Being disappointed because your vacation is cancelled? 100% understandable and acceptable. Announcing it to the world? Poor taste.

She’s a racist, judgmental twat. I’m really disappointed to see so called feminists standing up for her.

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is…

Oh, Melissa Joan Hart, that comes off so...tone-deaf, self-centered, and lacking in empathy.

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

“vanka Trump, alabaster-skinned Trump heiress and senior White House advisor, does not believe she has any “obligation to moderate” the president, her father.”

They could achieve a believable strong woman by hiring one.

Do you know how easy it is to cast an actress with the requisite build that reflects the kind of muscles needed to actually do Tomb-Raider stuff?

Perfect spot for my favourite plaque in Parliament (put up illegally, in the dead of night, just like the act it commemorates).

I’ve never been able to lift my own weight, and the day when you have that capacity, it’s pretty empowering!

I look at stuff like this and I think, “how hard can that be? That looks like fun!” but in reality, I am klutzy to the point that I have actually dislocated my pelvis opening a bottle of wine.

Ignore the haters. My 8 year old can do lots of things I can’t, like hide in a drier during hide and seek, whip up fake tears on demand, and pull off a side-ponytail.

I’ve been doing CrossFit for 3 years (yes, I’m fully aware that I’m a giant jock strap) and finally got my first strict pull up about 3 months ago. RIDICULOUSLY hard. I can do 8 chin ups and now 3 pull ups, but that’s on a good day. And I can’t do one chest-to-bar pull up and I’m pretty sure I never will.

My 88 year old grandmother could put Joanna’s run to shame. And bake you cookies while doing it.

I get around the whole problem by just never wearing makeup.