Also update if anyone hasn’t seen it:

After the child molestation Glee star news yesterday, this is a wonderful palate cleanser. He probably won’t lose, but at least Andrea will have her day in court.

I’d say he looks more like a mix between Mark McGrath and current-day Carrot Top.

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

Excellent work. Have an (unaffiliated) star.

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

put a (chocolate) bird on it.

I’d much rather read 500 Days of La China than about that Kirsten woman or whoever she is.

So they have El Chino, but where are El Larry and El Moe?

until her boyfriend gave her up to the authorities

I still live in hope that when he goes down in the polls after the primaries start, he decides to continue his delusion by mounting a third party candidacy. It’s really the best possible outcome.

A good friend of mine uses Ouidad — and DAMN her hair looks good. I stayed with her for a few days and utilized her stash, and I do agree, huge, huge difference. The price is the big obstacle for me. The shea moisture stuff is working great for now, on a budget. But yes. If I had all the monies, I would be using…