Exactly like Rowboat Cop.

R.I.P.

SPHINX!

Froyo. Over it. Other stuff. Over it.

Stop saying dab!

I don't even OWN a Tidal!

Yeah, let's be real here: beyond being unhelpful when trying to understand the effect on your children, taking medications that weren't prescribed to you is straight-up dangerous. And also a felony for a lot of ADHD meds.

Yeah, but his police-sketch rapist face gets eights. Consensually, I might add.

Good thing my office has no dress code, because I preordered one of the t-shirt bundles earlier today, and I intend to alternate between that and my "Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer" shirt for most of the summer.

He can try!

Oh, sure, let’s see, I’m an Elk, a Mason, a Communist, I’m the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason. Ah, here it is, the Stonecutters.

You mean Cerberus?

I completely forgot about "Yes Yes Noh," which is probably even more obscure and highbrow than a Venezuelan conductor reference.

I posted "THE COLLECTED ONLINE WRITINGS OF DAN HARMON SUCKS" on this article, a reference to the AV Club's long-running "COMMUNITY SUCKS" meme which apparently got lost in translation.

Oooh, is there a chance that I personally insulted Dan Harmon again?

I was a little disappointed when they took Gustav Dudamel down the "actually a crazy homeless person/murderer" route, mostly because I felt like Drama Shoot! Shoot! could have been an amazing recurring bit, but it was fantastic overall.

Bear claws! Rawr!

HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!

That's not a question, Professor, but we'll let the viewers judge for themselves.

Well, joke's on you. I didn't learn anything.