“I was a parent of two and involved with the father of my children, but we weren’t in a relationship or anything.”

So the car was driven fairly hard and the guy is coming up with excuses for a new motor. Couple that with his claim that he bought the car “from a dealer” last year, which makes it “sound” like he bought it new, but in fact, he’s the second or possibly third owner.

They have built a bunch of mini roundabouts in Wisconsin. Rental cars are the fastest at the mini roundabouts because I just go straight across.

Lose the headlights, fit four Brownings, synchronise them at 300 yards…

Could they not have pulled it using their trusty pygmy ponies and some dental floss?

Alternate headline “Airforce Patrol Squad Suffers From Sinking Feeling Until Airmen Give them a Little Pick-me-Up”

For a moment I thought this said “throw shells on the floor at home” and was thinking “FINALLY, another one like me!”

...now my feet are cut up and my wife left me, but FRESH PEANUTS, amIright?

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The article mostly discusses what Russia or China could do to sink one. It totally overlooks what we have been, and likely will continue using them for. That is to project air superiority over a country with little to no navy of their own. The ability to launch planes and attacks when no friendly air base is available…

I’ll just leave this here.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Just Ron Swanson the shit out of some cool girl. You’ll be set I promise.

There’s a retro-mod vibe...which isn’t usually a good idea, but it works here.

Alright that’s amazing, I live in Des Moines and I’ve yet to see a Kwiktrip (apparently all the ‘Kwiktrips’ out here are Tobacco Outlets...?). But if I find one, I’ll shit in the toilet there, and we can resume this discussion.

I don’t have a favorite toilet, but I get it. My wife and I will always stop at Kwik Trip gas stations in the Midwest, because we know exactly what we are getting: clean bathrooms and surprisingly good food.

Swiping left or right will cause the fenders to fall off though.

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Using this technique, Harrier pilots chased by Argentine Mirages could slow their jets very rapidly in flight and get behind their attackers in an instant, a decidedly handy maneuver in air-to-air combat.