edit: Kinja’d

He had a pu-pu platter for dinner before heading out to the bar

“Laboratory Testing”

And... everything else....

Paging Fancy Kristen... Fancy Kristen to the comments section please.

Is it Red?

are Ducatis the Mustangs of the Two-Wheels-Bad world?

Presidents don’t start wars.

So is there like a secret meeting I need to attend or something? I can wield a pretty mean hatchet. Or scalpel. Or chainsaw. I’m not real picky on the cutting implement...

Welcome to the Church of Jalopnik. You have taken your first step on along journey of automotive enlightenment.

WISCONSIN!

All. Of. Them.

David Tracey has Burner Account!

One non-Skookum bridge.

Ah the Infantry motto.

I say unto thee, brethren, Verily, this car is uncouth.

No suicide doors. I will not buy a Continental without them.

No, next question.

Damn... nice joke...