Assume a spherical cow....

Daddy like.

Warrants? we don’t need no steenking warrants!

But the wife will fucking hate it.

“I’m a gun owner, but...”

A libertarian before it was cool. And a sweet hat!

#COTD

I’ve heard it said ‘Helicopters are a crash flying in formation.’

PIRATE!

“And by twinge I mean a full on flood.”

the reason the centerline of the gun is off the centerline of the aircrafts is so that the firing barrel is on the centerline, while keeping the whole aircraft as thin and short as possible. the breech of that cannon is the size of a VW Beetle!

He’s not the mayor we want....

to copy a great comic:

Dear Jalops

I think it’s an attempt to integrate an interocitor into a car.

Let’s go Buddy. Sign me the fuck up!

for what? Not becoming a sitting, blocked in target?

With a big ‘G’ on the side?