“I am a believer that the more space is taken between people, the better or stronger their erotic bond can be.”

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Guess what Boomers, you abandoned your 60's Peace and Love ideals and sold out the planet and humanity for a better return on your stocks. Own it and shut the fuck up.

The poor woman. First Ben Afleck, now this.

He’s totally turning it around and trying to deflect it from what he knows he did.

You are living a Hallmark movie dream. Now you get to open a quaint B&B in a sleepy little town that is harboring a dark secret. 

I was with my ex for 2.5 years and during that time, we would break up and get back together a lot. For the first year, we weren’t “together” so every break up seemed final. I break up with him and start dating this younger guy who is hot and sweet and nerdy. Turns out this guy is best friends with my ex’s cousin. My…

What I thought was my “getting my last fling out of my system before i marry my summer fling for the past 10 years” ended up sharing a mortgage with me, a kid, and is now out getting us pizza for the night.

Just for anyone who needed to hear this today, alcohol is not responsible for your partner’s shitty abusive behavior. I had too much to drink hosting a bachelorette this weekend (safely at home), and my instinct was to wash the dishes and clean the kitchen. (Not very successfully, but the point stands.)

Or this season’s version, “we’re best friends!”

Or that he hung up a TV in UNDER SEVEN MINUTES!!!! 

Remember back in 2004, those good old days when you could just google a black rubber cock and not have dildos following you around the internet for weeks?

I watch so many things simply because they are mindless, goofy drivel. I don’t want to always analyze everything to it’s roots, life is literally too tiring for that.

I’m bipolar, and have had the, uh...distinction of spending time in my local psychiatric hospital on a few occasions. Everything that you wrote, with the exception of the dating part, as I’m An Old Married Woman, could have been written by me. I felt as though I was reading my own journal.

I feel like "sis" should be reserved for people whose humanity you acknowledge.

• Keira Knightley is pregnant with baby number two. [Page Six]

You have to listen to her last album Lemonade. There’s a reason you don’t hear those songs on the charts or even radio as is (besides the main single or two). She used A LOT of live instrumentation. Even the poppy songs feel more experimental. Give it a shot, I had to keep an open mind too and was not dissapointed

Vegetarians are normal people just like you. Sometimes they want to get fast food and have something they can order that’s not salad. Sometimes they get invited to a BBQ and want to bring something that can be thrown on the grill like what everyone else is eating. Sometimes they might want to eat a burger but not want…

Facts and insightful analysis have no place on the internet.

He looks like a low-rent Beetlejuice