Rejoice! There’s others who detest being pregnant! I want to give all of you a hug and tell you it will all be okay but I can’t because my nutrient-sucking fetus pinched a nerve in my back and I have to sleep sitting up for the next three months.

you’d better put something in his after work drink tonight and then go adopt all the kittehs #unconsensualadoptions

Stran-DEAD. It’s like “stranded” but since she’s in the Vegas desert in the summer, she’s now dead. Sorry for the plot spoiler.

I live in Lincoln, Nebraska after having moved here from Las Vegas (and before that Tampa and before that San Francisco and before that Boston). I still manage to be entertained. And I have money in my pocket and can keep my doors unlocked!

The polyamory and BDSM are definitely consistent with Jake’s views so you are right on with that. The idea of him acting upon it without consent is the inconsistent part (at least for me, I don’t want to negate anyone else’s experiences)

Ask and ye shall receive! My experiences were always sex-positive and focused on creating a safe, caring situation where I was completely comfortable. Which of his/his colleagues views did you experience or witness?

I wish we could get the hell out of the greys so we can talk about this :/

I dated Jacob ten years ago and at the time we started dating, I had just ended a horrid relationship with a truly misogynistic egomaniacal asshole in the San Fran tech scene of which Jacob was disgusted by and we discussed at length on many occasions while dating. While not impossible because, hey, people do change,…

holyshitallthecursewords this gave me anxiety just reading. bless your cousin!

okay but who has time to leave their bowl in rubbing alcohol for a few days? #askingforafriend

My worst story involves one of my chickens. She had been acting abnormal for a few days, hunched over, fluffed feathers, grey comb - which can mean any number of things. We brought her inside to give her a bath because her vent (that’s where the egg and the poop come out) was covered in caked on shit and we thought…

Can confirm. I flew using my Bank of America debit card that had my photo on it because my shit was stolen while traveling. No one batted an eyelash.

i just lost my goddamn coffee. thank you

I would read this immediately. And insist that a movie be made of it

Looks oddly like Kris Jenner...

I see Natalie Portman

No but there might be a new genre of e-books on Amazon that needs to be tapped into: pregnancy gore food-porn porn? First book: “Baby Batter to Cake Batter”

It was a two-part story that was edited. The first part highlights working as a server and I didn’t want it to confuse.

And hell no, I wasn’t a lowly hostess.