If you are offended by the word thinspiration, then get the fuck off of the internet.

Consider yourself lucky.

Deadspin needs the clicks.

A team was historically dominant over the course of the third period.

"It's not that hard to win a challenge. Tell him, Wash."

The guy was a dickhead, but I wouldn't really say he beat the puppy. If anything it was a nil-nil draw.

Someone should teach him how to cut sandwiches, THE CARDINAL WAY.

"America's best sportswriter" - Just another award I must not be eligible for.

So this is okay, but the one time I try to drive straight into a Nascar race, I'm the drunken asshole?

I couldn't give less of a fuck.

No way a ghost is coming back to watch soccer. He's coming back to watch a real sport, bro.

The laws of physics don't work what way? And to answer your question, you. You are stupid again.

Very accurate representation of what the Sloan conference is. Is it fun? sure. Do you gain valuable information? Nope.

I don't know why you are asking ESPN. If you want to know where they are getting their material, ask Jay Glazer.

The sideline reporter's job is 100% useless regardless of gender.

If the Raiders or Jaguars draft Manziel, they would have to be the favorites.

I'll take Michael Vick. He should kill at this event.

"Dan's just doing this for the publicity." -Writers

where I'm most effective, where I can bang guys

Peyton Manning's noodle arm.