“WE WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND ALL OF THE GAY PLAYERS AND WE WILL MAKE BASEBALL GREAT AGAIN!”

I believe this is the first white St. Louis sports fan that wasn’t labeled as a racist douchebag on Deadspin.

First sentence of first paragraph:

Should we really give a shit about colorblind people when it comes to a tv broadcast?

“Royals manager Ned Yost challenged the play, sending the umpiring crew to a replay review.”

“We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face fucked. By the way, pop-pop is dead.”

You can’t go around turning mock drafts into some kind of mockery. I was in trouble, like three words into that.

If that doesn’t prove that Tom Brady is a cheater, I don’t know what will.

Disagree with the all-you-can-drink package advice. I bought it and easily went through $1000 of drinks over the length of the trip.

Surprisingly, a 2000-year old story that has been transcribed and translated hundreds of times is the best source Broussard has ever had.

You’re looking for someone to play the triangle you say?

“See? We told you Lawrie was a dick.”

Was really hoping to get an in-depth look at how Tony Stark cheated his way to becoming a billionaire. Bummer.

If they wanted to be extremely accurate, it would have been a car wreck in LA.

Damn, season 2 of Better Call Saul is going to be really fucking good.

There was a reason to lie about the free stuff at the time. If he accepted free food, then the NCAA could have fucked up his season. And it’s not a stretch that the grocery store employees would lie to keep him playing football each Saturday.

Read a book at the tailgate.

This makes me like Durant and Westbrook even more. Have you ever heard an in-game or postgame interview? They are complete garbarge and no insight is given at all. I watch the NBA because the players are really good at basketball, I don't need a backstory.

Not sure using the phrase "Whites need to" to make your point is the best way to start a discussion about race.

I forgot we are the only team with douchebags as part of our fanbase. My mistake.