idk I think that part's pretty important

sunlight, women, cardio...

whoa...that's assault

I have a breakup story about a dickish guy, but what pushes it into bonkers is his post-breakup behavior.

Not judging, I swear, but girlfriend (boyfriend?), get a divorce. Your happiness is worth it.

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

Sorry, was trying to stay out of this convo but NO I never have written that PIV is sex. I'm married to a dude with a biological child - I like penises just fine. I put that particular tweet in there because I thought it would people would see how weird it was that people would lie about such a thing...