They retired Dan Marino’s jersey too.

“LOLKNICKS, Kyrie Irving is a flat-Earther nutjob and KD just had a catastrophic injury.”

That’s good to know, my retirement plan involves being shot by a Minute Maid Park security guard.

Oh, an infant can’t react to a line drive hit at it? Thanks for clearing that up. Sorry I didn’t make it obvious for you, but I was trying to get at the fact that an infant is the smallest target in a large group of people where at least one of them should have every instinct to protect them.

Take former Raider team internist Robert Huizenga, who recalled in his book, You’re Okay, It’s Just a Bruise: A Doctor’s Sideline Secrets About Pro Football’s Most Outrageous Team, that he had to have an “underground system of second opinions” so that players could get real medical advice on the various injuries they…

I’m local enough to have better river spots.

Maybe if they would stop euthanizing the horses, less would die.

From a purely cynical, economic standpoint, doesn’t overcrowding at the summit suggest the Nepalese government isn’t charging climbers enough? Charge more per climber and there’s the added benefit of climbers coming back alive and spending more money.

+1LickyBoomBoom

Great, now I’m going to spend the next month trying to figure out what the fucking fuck they mean by ‘activation’.

Can anyone clarify who I’m supposed to hate because of their association with Barstool? I read The Ringer, but Mark Titus goes on Pardon My Take. I like Rachel Nichols and The Jump, but she goes on Pardon My Take. Can I watch Desus and Mero even though they had dinner with PFT? Can I read this website, which has…

Taking into account the VP of Communications surname is Chmura, I’m not sure it’s in anyone’s best interest to hear his opinion on such matters.

Texas A&M hurdler Infinite Tucker

And not one member of those state commissions is a horse.

I know plenty of Bucks fans and no Celtics fans.  This may have something to do with the fact that I live in Wisconsin, but then again I have the ability to recognize that my personal experience may not be global truth.

You reference a 30-foot tall baseball hurling machine and don’t include a picture? This is malpractice.

The problem that gets glossed over a lot (not missed by this article) is that he gave himself the Black Mamba nickname. He lifted that shit from Kill Bill and named himself. How cheesy is that?

Just let the boys be boys. 

I’ll expand your 2-10 people remark and add that it’s even fun to play with by yourself. Even if you’re just shooting around in your driveway, you can have a good time. Few other sports are so scalable.

I’m impressed, but in my 20s I averaged over 300 strikeouts for the better part of a decade. I blame New York.