This is pretty awesome. I hope she winds up in a rap song.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

Is it a custom for the grieving family to eat the carcass of the bull who killed the bull fighter? Because that would be fucking sweet.

The Celtics front office is regarded as smart, right? They’ve been lauded for wisely accumulating assets while building a team that’s on the rise. Despite their acumen, they can’t find or acquire a superstar, drafts have been weak and unpredictable, and thus they have no chance at a title. They could follow this same…

Len Bias is the obvious answer, isn’t it? Not drafting him potentially saves the kid’s life as his cocaine party after being drafted is what killed him.

Question is, if they took Anthony or Bosh, and those guys started contributing faster, do they make the Rasheed trade? If they don’t make the Rasheed trade, they don’t win in 2004, and then you’re betting Bosh/Anthony potential vs. knowing you actually put a title in your pocket.

Could you imagine Carmelo on the Pistons? Instead of Tayshaun Prince blocking Reggie Miller, we could have watched Carmelo let him blow by for the win.

He has now received offers from Baylor and FSU.

Legendary like Paul pierce in the wheelchair

Goes a long way to explaining some of the weirdness with SNES-era football games (Tecmo Super Bowl III has all sorts of players who are genericized, and I’d bet it matches up with the list of people who didn’t take the money).

JJ probably swam through the flood just to prove he could outwork the horse

“A very presentable young man”...? Seriously? Does this mean he’ll look fine up at the big house?

Thank you! Finally someone actually answers my question.

Obviously have to take this with a grain of salt, but local media here have reported that the Pistons track Drummond as a 70%+ FT shooter in practice.

Gah! “Chemical” is not a synonym for “toxin”. Don’t be that guy!

Why is the default assumption that if all big men shot their FTs underhand, they’d automatically turn into passable shooters? If there’s actual evidence for this, I’d like to see it.