Finally the Dutch have a defence against German invasion.

It isn’t new. My dad went to get a car when the train stopped in his home town in 1946. His father drove him to the Ford dealer and they wanted him to deposit. Depending on the deposit amount, the earlier you got in line for a car. He found a used car instead (and the story gets complex after this point). The cheapos…

guarantees is a spot somewhere near the front of the line.

Torch, stop being a super-spreader.

Nope, it’s a Musk-stang.

the Mach-E now makes up to 14 more horsepower than originally promised.

Is it some kind of prerequisite for you to get shitty with someone on every single blog you post? 

The sagging front bumper because he ran it into *something* definitely says grandpa car, though.

I don’t see a happy future for this car. Someone will buy it with every penny they have to their name, and in 6 months it’ll be non-op and back on Craigslist.

Yeah, this is true.

True.

Butthead voice, “He he he, he said Bangkok”

Hemingway forgot about Chess, which is not only a sport, but inspiration for the BEST 80’s song EVAR:

Elon totally has a piss boy

As in, “lose a little on each flight but make it up in volume?” 

While walking outside in a semi-distanced group of people with almost 100% mask compliance does raise your risk, it raises it far less than unmasked Karen at your local grocery store does.

I found Elon Musk’s quote to the press about this story.

Quarterly returns.

I’ve been tracking daily COVID data since mid-march. Here in NC, we’ve seen our daily case rates triple since Phase 1, but they’ve basically shot up and then flattened and our daily death rate has dropped slightly. This has all happened as our testing rate went way, way up. This suggests to me that our case rate was…

Note: All of those weights and distances and such are for pulling something straight up into the air. i.e, your 50 hp beetle can lift the big rig 100 feet in the air in one minute. That's much harder than pulling it 100 feet along the ground.