But this isn’t sold/leased or serviced at a BMW or Audi dealership.  

Just.....no. The performance value isn’t there. The luxury value isn’t there.  Not for 43 Large.

I’m just sayin, get ready for a Rampage of sales from the new Courier.

JUST PUT A NASCAR CREWCHIEF IN CHARGE. Them boys know how to legally cheat.  For example, add ballast to make it a not light truck, like a cement bed liner.

You didn’t really want the car then.

A front wheel drive Ford Transit Connect truck is coming, smaller than the bloated Ranger.

SO JUST CALL IT A CAR ALREADY THEN.

It will rust out from under you first.

Immense pressure? All he has to to is turn left.

Dafuq would China know about a free man?

In California it’s the 150% rule.

If Dolly and her assets can’t keep her man, that Jolene must be hella talented.

Nailed it

Ludicrously Long Range

I’MMA DRIVE THIS BITCH TO MARS!

Am I the first to say Tesla Model S motors?

That’s legit.

Dafuq is that deformed lump of junk?

Does it make me, you know, to actually be aroused by that?

Whazzat the engine, or the Quattro?