All those miled-up UBER rides will be hitting the repo lots soon, eh?

You can’t use ‘Hummer’ and ‘class’ in the same sentence.

Nope, nope, nope.

If you help me do something unlawful, don’t be surprised to get that knock on the door

NNNNOOOOOOoooooo.....

LEAVE DA BALLZ ALONE.

LEAVE DA BALLZ ALONE.

I use a combination of scrap lumber and bricks if ever I need to hold my vehicle up.

That’s why I use some combination of scrap lumber and bricks.  If it can hold my house up it can hold my car up.

Dude need to be like Lizzo and try to stop hiding his bulk - own it.

Errrr....what I meant to say is that you are out of GOOD content ideas...and now have to tap the keg of truly A-MAZING concepts.

Acceleration, linear as well as lateral, is fun that will NEVER go out of style.

Good Lord, what would the recommended services cost to get a McLaren to 100k miles?

It’s official:  Jason is out of good content ideas.

Have you seen the prices for air-cooled Porches lately?  Even Porsche can’t afford to build them.

Are you sure you’ve been calling the right fellow ‘dad’?

I just can’t see stands full of fans at drag strips cheering these things on.

People were smaller then.

Be a dear and hand me the nyet 

Oral fixation for the win

I want to have sex in that car.  Prolly wouldn’t be too picky about my partner either.