Had he ever rolled into a Harley dealership, you know, the ones with the BIG ‘MURICAN FLAG that can be seen from the space station?

If it isn’t a big V twin there is no reason to buy a Harley. That’s ALL they have ever been.

It will be fun watching this guy try to pull a time machine out of his ass.

Both, brah.  Wake, bake and click.

Do they all make that ticking sound?

That’s why God gave you 2 arms, ain’t that right, Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen

Bro truck jumps the barrier and keeps on going, yo.

Its’s almost like my auto-incorrect needs to go back to school. On an iPhone keypad its’s 3 thumbstroke’s for me to add an apostrophe, ‘so I never bother.

Overhead airbag? At 56 my height is already past the apex and is starting on the downward slope.  I don’t need any more spinal compression.

Just add a GM ignition, with too-short keys, for an additional adrenaline rush.

Let’s use inches then.

how about an electric cross-over called the Corvette BoltVolt

Looks like it wants to be a Ford GT when it grows up.

It’s these 200k Rovers that crush the hopes and dreams of the masses who end up like me - I owned a ‘96 for 6 months till electrical gremlins tapped me out.

This is the internet. We come here for information, entertainment, fake outrage and to spew.

True Formula E* is THRIVING!

I feel for the colorblind.

So....the plateau is the new win?

Sometimes old is just old.

Mazda is the new Nissan.