I’m not sure I’d finance $1000+ a month for an electric Hummer when I’ve seen plenty of devices you can get delivered right to your door for less than a couple hundred.  Some are plug-ins, others full electric, and safe for bathroom use.

You set the charge, I’ll push the plunger to detonate.

You have no sense of adventure

It would annoy/trigger about 23% of the population.

Electric chainsaws are boss.  Even the 14” ones.  Shot-glass size pistons don’t generate much torque without hella fuss.

Your points are all well taken. I’ve been under a number of vehicles with a stack of 2-bys under the frame - perpendicular-ish in this particular application. My seat of my pants calculation tells me even cheap pine boards have more than 250 psi crush resistance (4 square inches of frame contact, 1000 pounds of…

Dood, think outside the smartphone and tell me how jack stands are more secure than a stack of two-bys set under the frame.

I wanna see you on a Monkey.  Wheelie by just leaning backwards.

Now that is actually worth the money.

I don’t see any trucks in that picture.  None.  

The problem isn’t in the rear gear, it’s in only having 4 up front.

Hard to trust either.

Lemme guess - a 3:48 AM recommendation from YouTube?

Jack stands? Pshaw.

Herd immunity only works if there is immunity to be had.

The Donald is surprised.  This wasn’t supposed to happen to him.

“Eventful”.

I read a normal amount, then scrolled like a mitherficker to find the comments. Did he mention drones as a possibility? Manned aircraft development is dead-ended for anyone with a brain.  The Fighter Mafia will go kicking, screaming and probably dying into the long goodnight.

If I didn’t know any better I’d think it was just a re-branded Ford.

Mazatlan circa 1996.