As far as I KNOW, it’s legal. There just aren’t many groups that broker the sales because of potential risks (infection, spoilage, etc.) There are donor banks that will sometimes pay you for your “donation” while others expect you to milk it out of the kindness of your heart.

“healthy, hooved mammals.”

Both of these are so... why?

It’s like they’re just making a list of pub food items that don’t go together, you know?

Drop Lemon Lime (their weakest flavor for real) and replace it with Juicy Pear or Cranberry Sauce.

If you guys are ever scraping the barrel for ideas, I’d absolutely love a coupla posts dedicated to office eating. I basically live here and I still can’t keep a sensible stock of food or snacks. I happen to hate microwave oatmeal, so things here are... bleak.

Dark chocolate Cella’s, Terry’s Chocolate Orange, fudge fudge fudge fudge, popcorn tins and eggnog.

That’s super sweet.

Totally. They’re 1000x more likely to give me the full can without my asking if I’m sitting in the back quarter of the plane. Which I’m assuming is because 1.) they’re less likely to have someone after me ask for ginger ale, so why not give the remainder of the can to someone who wants/needs it? and 2.) fewer people…

You know, I have been given the whole can several times without asking. I assume they’re just trying to quietly avoid disaster.

Ginger ale.

Does cash mean or extend to debit cards or debit gift cards?

When he pulled a knife on the yuppies for demanding that they catch the fish they paid to catch, I had to look up the Wikipedia. When I read the plot, I had to watch the movie just to see it all actually happen, everyone with a straight face.

Someone loved you.

The scale here is so strange because compared to the burger, that cup looks enormous. Compare the burger to the fries and that sammich looks puny.

Okay, but are we not even going to address that strange tub the McFlurry is shown in? And how do I get one?

Abuelita is the bomb. Obviously disqualified from their judgment because of racism (or because it has spices which they disqualified).

When I was in first grade, my teacher decided to do a science project for the class. You know the one: you put socks on over your shoes and go walking outside, then try to sprout the stupid seeds you pick up. We were all walking outside during a fine mist. “We want your socks to be good and moist,” she said, “so the…

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