There’s a local food fest that is pretty successful locally that charges for food tickets rather than up-front admission. Vendors are paid a portion of each ticket that’s spent at their booth and the organizers keep a smaller portion. Everyone wins. Vendors are actually incentivized to get more supplies and keep…

With cocaine, the tip is built into the price and probably higher than 15%. And many buyers put in calls to multiple dealers, playing them off of each other: it’s like telling Domino’s and Pizza Hut that whoever gets there first gets the cash. The dealer has all kinds of incentives to get the product into your hands…

Force someone to spend an HOUR with you over what will definitely be the most uncomfortable meal, just so you can “gently drop the bomb” at the end? I can’t even imagine.

What’s hilarious is that what’s really unusual is that KFC Canada now cuts the typical chicken pieces in half because breeding has made the chickens so large, the normal pieces were too big to fry properly. Forget mutants, we’re growing our future avian overlords!

If you like a good shortcut to a semi-homemade (lol) lazy barbecue sauce, grab a bottle of Hunt’s.

Cool this feature is only about five years late.

Sounds like it’s time for you to buy tradeyourbeerwithneckbeards.com!

I am so irrationally angry that they have a plain chip and not the sauce that would translate beautifully, wonderfully and deliciously into a chip flavor.

Just like every other run, except there are no snacks and you have to run a lot further to pat yourself on the back.

I think you’re onto something. Dad says tavern with hesitation. If it’s actually a tavern, half or better of before-8pm tables will have food on them. Even if it’s just wings and apps, it’s probably fine.

Thiiiiiiiis! They could’ve just stolen the quotes (with a h/t, ala Buzzthieves) or taken the concept and done a rip-off piece. But linking to sites that do this kind of content encourages them to keep doing this kind of content. It’s better for the internet-at-large.

I feel like this is the answer. It’s so much easier to ask ahead of time than to deliver the check, then have to go back and bust ‘em up. If you’re in an area where people frequently want separate checks, it just makes sense that the wait staff ask ahead of time.

Alternative title to this: grownups judging kids’ bodies somehow doesn’t miraculously solve the problem.

Please, please never bring up intermittent fasting in response to an article about children.

“Beer for girls” sure is something.

I like where your head is at.

CC: Mike Pence

I regularly have the person seating me ask over their shoulder “booth okay?” while walking us to the table. Why doesn’t the host ask this?

Right? And they’re not even saying you’re not allowed to order a bajillion calories for your kid. They’re making the default option a little lighter. You can still ask for a cheeseburger. Don’t panic, folks. You still have your freedoms or whatever.

Rather than an excuse, what I meant to say was he and the directors consciously made a choice to make the character even MORE stilted. Why? Why not just let him act poorly without scenes of him trying desperately to force his mouth to make American-sounding noises?